Earmuffs!

Hello everyone!  Don't worry, I have doffed my lion suit and am no longer in the business of scaring the other neighborhood children.  I want to show you something that my Daddy taught me.  He says that because Mommy has the language of a sailor it is important for me to have a protective mechanism:

So I must say that my humor is developing quite splendidly.  For example: last night I told Mommy I was 1-year-old, but instead of holding up one finger like I normally do, I held up five.

I do not know where I come up with these things!  I am so funny!

Oh, and before I go I have some potentially useful information for you.  A flushing toilet is one effective way to get rid of your old cell phone.  Let your friends know and tell 'em that Matthew told you!