Tetherball

Note to future self: Hi, Matthew, it is I, Matthew. I am the younger you. I'm assuming the Internet didn't burn down or anything. I guess you wouldn't be reading this if it did. Anyway, if you're looking back years from now and are a sports star with quick reflexes and fast hands then you probably have this contraption to thank. Otherwise, you may still be a little dizzy and have a small amount of resentment towards Daddy (you probably refer to him as 'Dad' now) and his "It's never too early to start his training" thing. In addition, in case you can't remember why you were getting up so slowly, it's because you had a "live" load in your diaper. I hope you are doing well. That is all for now.