Here I am with a new toy car that I received yesterday. I had fun playing with it until it went all possessed and berserk on me. Daddy turned the car on and placed it and me on the driveway. Every time I approached it or tried to pick it up, it moved. It moved either forwards or in circles. Regardless, I could not catch it. It would drive away, turn around, and then drive full force toward me and run into my foot. It was as if the car was being controlled remotely from an unidentified location. For a brief period, I'm sure this whole scene was quite comical from the onlookers' perspective. I would show you the video, but the videographer thought he was recording when he wasn't, and wasn't recording when he thought he was. There are now two useless results: a video recording of the ground and a newly unemployed videographer. I'm sorry but my patience runs thin with my production crew. Anyway, it didn't take long for this car to freak me out. I had to run into Daddy's arms so that I could get away from it. How would you like it if you tried to get into your car and it just drove away, turned around, and then started chasing you? That's what I thought. As Daddy picked me up, I thought I noticed a small electronic device with an antenna attached inside his pocket. Then again, as fear took a hold on me, I could have been seeing things. It was probably just his cell phone.
News Flash: I am officially announcing my retirement from the daily weekday blog community, effective this Friday. As I am considered the Michael Jordan and Brett Favre of the blogosphere, I too will probably un-retire and bring back my greatness at some point or another. Instead of doing it daily, I will probably post 2-3 days a week. Some weeks there may be more and some there may be less. Postings on weekend days are now more likely. Frequency and the content (words, pictures, video) of postings remain difficult to predict right now. I will do my best to keep you up-to-date with my wonderfully fascinating life. So why am I leaving the daily blog scene? Well, I feel like I need some time off to spend with my family. I also may star in some Hollywood movies and perhaps make some guest TV appearances. I'd also like to spend less effort in relaxing and working on the computer so that I have more time to get into things that I'm not supposed to. For instance, the tops of tables have a bounty of "keep away from toddlers" stuff and are getting closer to my reach every day. Another reason I will likely be unable to keep up with daily postings is that I won't be home too much. Beginning this coming Monday, Daddy will be spending his days at the casino, horse track, dog track, or our local OTB. He hopes to make it big so that he may provide for Mommy and me. Good luck, Daddy- you're going to need it. Moreover, since Onyx has yet to pass his babysitters course, I will be spending my time outside our home. This summer I'll be under Little Cousin Wade's supervision. Starting this fall, Julie the "Daycare Giver to the Stars," will watch me on a full-time basis. She is awesome and I can't wait to have some fun at her place.
So there you have it. You now know how I will roll. I hope I haven't spoiled you with this daily thing. If you're that desperate and you miss me on some of these days you can always go back into the archives and start over. There will be over 240 posts (almost a year's worth) for you to enjoy. Either that, or you can send me lots of money and I will do these posts as you please.
I'll see you tomorrow. Enjoy your Wednesday.
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