Go Ahead, Take My Spoon

It would be in your best interest if you did not touch my spoon. I’m serious. Mommy gave me the spoon to use and now it’s mine…all mine. Not even Mommy can have it back. I’m eating and playing food hockey with it. Go on- just try me. Wham! You can’t stop the Matt-Attack! Lesser fools lost their hands trying to take my spoon (or at least had pureed food splattered on them amidst a fury of crushing spoon blows). I don’t want any instruction on how to use it. I’ll do it myself. Please, leave me with the spoon and the bowl and no one will get hurt. Don’t make me throw it on the floor for Onyx to lick! I’ll do it. I swear I’ll do it!